I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.
"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."
And that's when the fight started...
If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
