Every Frickin' Joke
The Doctor Was A Big Help
- Category: Dick Jokes
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My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.
Don't Give Me No Lip
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife bought one of those do-it-yourself waxing kits. Really wanting to please me, she asked with a wink: "Should I do the sides and leave a little strip down the middle?"
I told her: "I'd prefer you have no moustache at all."
And that's when the fight started...
Don't Drink And Drive
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 1959
Dick's Advice: Best way to avoid an alcohol-related accident? Get so fucked up you can't find your car.
No Reason To Split Up
- Category: Dick Jokes
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This couple gets married. After several weeks of marital bliss the guy wants to show his wife just how much she means to him. So he has "I Love You" tattooed on his dick.
One month later the wife files for divorce. When the guy asks why, she tells him: "You keep putting words in my mouth."
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