How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.
His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"
And that's when the fight started...
