How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
