How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
