How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
A guy goes in to see an optometrist.
The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."
The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
