How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
