What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
