What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
A cop pulls a guy over and gives him the breathalyzer test.
The cop is so shocked he says: "Jesus man... you are REALLY drunk."
The guy looks up and says; "Thank God. I thought my steering went out."
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
