What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"
Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"
My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"
I told her: "My dick."
And that's when the fight started...
