What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"
Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"
What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?
She’s got small tits.
Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
