Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?
So she won't shit on the street during the parade.
College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."
Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"
Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.