Why'd the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.
"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.
And that's when the fight started...
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"
"Well, at least you tried..."
