Why'd the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
A nurse walks in and says, "Doc, what are you doing?"
He says, "I'm writing a prescription."
She says, "But you're holding your thermometer."
He says, "Jesus Christ, some asshole has my pen."
My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.
I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
