What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
And that's when the fight started...
If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
