What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"
I told her: "The back of my hand."
And that's when the fight started...