What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.
Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.
Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
