What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.