What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
