What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.
The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."
The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."
