What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."
And that's when the fight started...
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
