What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.
I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"
And that's when the fight started...
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."
"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."
