What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."
So I bought her a scale.
And that's when the fight started...
