What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....
