What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!
Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"
Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
