What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
