What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
A guy woke up one day on Valentines day, he went to check the mail and saw there were no cards. He thought to himself, "Must be because there's no post on a Sunday..."
"Yeah, that's it...That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!"
What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
