What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.
I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."
And that's when the fight started...
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
