What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?
Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."
"I know the feeling." his partner says.
"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."
