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Looking For A Good Deal

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 January 2015
Hits: 2797

A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.

A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"

The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."

Over Her Dead Body

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 January 2015
Hits: 3080

How can you tell if your wife's dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Over My Dead Body

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 January 2015
Hits: 3371

What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 January 2015
Hits: 2806

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

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How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?

The hot dogs taste like shit.

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