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Looking For A Good Deal

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 January 2015
Hits: 2746

A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.

A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"

The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."

Over Her Dead Body

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 January 2015
Hits: 3025

How can you tell if your wife's dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Over My Dead Body

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 January 2015
Hits: 3298

What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 January 2015
Hits: 2755

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

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A Financial Discussion

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

It's Been Said

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

Right Idea Wrong Place

You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.

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