Every Frickin' Joke
Looking For A Good Deal
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.
A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"
The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."
Over Her Dead Body
- Category: Dick Jokes
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How can you tell if your wife's dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Over My Dead Body
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What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?
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What would you call a dead prostitute?
Free.
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