Probably Better To Believe In Santa

You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?

You start getting clothes for Christmas.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?

See you next period.

Working in the garage this morning my wife barges in nagging about not showing her any respect. She demands I recognize her life has value too.

So I pick her up, give her a big hug and dump her in the recycle bin.

And that's when the fight started...