Probably Better To Believe In Santa

You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?

You start getting clothes for Christmas.

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.