How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?
Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
