How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."
"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him
"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."
Sex is just like air...
It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
