How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.
