How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?
You have a chance at winning the lottery.
Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."
"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him
"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
