How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
The other day my wife asked me to talk to her like she was special.
So I said, "Gooooo ... maaaaake ... meeeee ... aaaaa ... cuuuuup ... offfff ... coffeeeee"
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
