How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. Ewww...
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
