Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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A guy goes to see his doctor. In the exam room the doctor asks, "What brings you here today?" The guy says, "Before I show you, you have to promise not to laugh." The doctor nods, and the guys pulls down his pants and reveals an incredibly small penis.
Holding back laughter, the doctor manages to ask, "What exactly is the problem?"
The guy tells him, "Can't you see doc... it's swollen."
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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
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Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.