Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
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Guy's making out with his girlfriend. Things start to get hot and heavy so he puts his hand under her skirt.
His girlfriend tells him: "You can't do that. My mother made me promise never to let a man put his hand under my skirt. But if you put your hand down my back, it'll be the second hole you come to."
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The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.