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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

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The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

I spent 5 thousand bucks on a boob job for the wife and she was thrilled. So I go another 2 grand on her nose job and she's ecstatic.

But I spend 50 bucks on a blow job and she goes ballistic. Fucking women.

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