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You Can't Unread This One

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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

See If He Measures Up

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Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

It's A Dirty Job

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

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He Knows The Score

A wife went on a retreat for work. When she returned home, she found a pair of panties in her dresser that did not belong to her. Furious, she questioned her husband. The husband said, "I have no idea where they came from I don't do the laundry!" So, the wife went to the maid and questioned her.

Indignant, the maid replied, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties... just ask your husband!"

Eyeglass Problem Solved

What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.

The Doctor Was A Big Help

My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.