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You Can't Unread This One

Created: 04 March 2017
Hits: 2478

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

See If He Measures Up

Created: 02 March 2017
Hits: 2769

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

It's A Dirty Job

Created: 27 February 2017
Hits: 3290

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

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Her Life Matters

Working in the garage this morning my wife barges in nagging about not showing her any respect. She demands I recognize her life has value too.
So I pick her up, give her a big hug and dump her in the recycle bin.
And that's when the fight started...

Wrong Answer

My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.

Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

A Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

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