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You Can't Unread This One

Created: 04 March 2017
Hits: 1928

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

See If He Measures Up

Created: 02 March 2017
Hits: 2190

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

It's A Dirty Job

Created: 27 February 2017
Hits: 2748

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

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What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Justin!

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

Bad News And Bad News

A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."

The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."

No Tricks Here

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Who cares?

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