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You Can't Unread This One

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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

See If He Measures Up

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Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

It's A Dirty Job

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

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A nun came to her Mother Superior and asked her to hear confession. "Today Father Johnson told me I had the gates of Heaven between my legs, and that he had the Key to Heaven. Then he opened my gates with his key."

"That bastard!" said Mother Superior. "He told me it was Gabriel's trumpet, and I've been blowing it."

Regarding That Age Old Question

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

The Miracle Of Hanukkah

How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?

Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!