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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?

Call her a cab ... her job is done.

The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.

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A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."

He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

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