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High art... from a low place.

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?

Call her a cab ... her job is done.

The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.

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My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"

I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."

And that's when the fight started...

My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"

I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"

And that's when the fight started...

What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?

Being a man.

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