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High art... from a low place.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.

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Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."

So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!

Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.

So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."

And that's when the fight started...

What do you have with two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

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