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High art... from a low place.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.

In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.

Just sayin'...

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"

She says, "What's that?"

He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."

Easy To Figure Out