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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Don't Do It

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You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

The Clock Is Ticking

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What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.

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Who's Counting

My wife was angry. She said: "It's unfair! A guy can screw a different girl every week and he's considered a stud. But if a girl screws even two guys in a year she's called a slut."

So I man-splained it to her: "Think of it this way. If a key opens lots of locks it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys... well... it's a shitty lock."

And that's when the fight started...

 

Let's Get It On

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

In This Corner

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.