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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.

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My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.

Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"

The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.

"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."

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