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And I Don't Even Know It

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You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.

For Those Who Like Hunting

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?

Still no idea.

And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?

Still no fuckin' idea.

Call Me Old Fashioned

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You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

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Strange Sexual Positions

A couple went to a sex therapist to try and improve their sex live. After hearing the couple's complaints, the therapist suggested they experiment a little more. "For example," he suggested, "You might try different positions, like the wheelbarrow. You lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."

The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.

"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "But on two conditions. First if it hurts, you'll stop right away, and second," she insisted, "You must promise we won't go past my mother's."

Let's Get It On

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

No Question About How Smart

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.