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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

And I Don't Even Know It

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You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.

For Those Who Like Hunting

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?

Still no idea.

And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?

Still no fuckin' idea.

Call Me Old Fashioned

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You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

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Will Help The Commute

Gal tells her friend, "I just read it's against the law to go topless in the New York subway."

Her friend says, "Thank God. It's bad enough when you catch your scarf in those doors."

Going Down?

I think I got beat up pretty bad last night. I remember getting on the elevator at my office and running into this gorgeous secretary with big tits. I couldn't help staring at her while the elevator door closed, but didn't start up. She said: "Would you please press one?"

So I did. I don't remember much after that...

What's In That Tackle Box

"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?

Husband: "Yeah why?"

"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"