Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.