Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.

Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."

He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.