A laugh a day.It's not hard.Seriously.
My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.
Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
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