Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 18 August 2015

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What's the definition of a lady?

Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 24 June 2016

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How are blondes like computers?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 27 January 2017

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A man goes to a fancy costume party wearing only a glass jar on his dick. A woman asks, "So what are you?" He tells her, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar" she replies.

"Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob, and I'll come as fast as I can!"

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 21 October 2016

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An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery to bury her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife...you two have a lot in common."