Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 29 March 2017

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My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 25 August 2016

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Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 30 October 2014

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His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."

He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 06 December 2015

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What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.