Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."
Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
