Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."
So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!
