Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
My wife stripped naked last night and stood on her head. I asked: "What the hell are you doing?"
She said: "Well... if you can't get it up again tonight, I thought maybe you could just drop it in!"
And that's when the fight started...
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
