Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

A midget whips out his two-foot dick.

The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."

"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."

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Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

A guy goes in to see an optometrist.

The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."

The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.

I thought she was just shallow.

Giddy up!