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High art... from a low place.

Giddy up!

Created: 24 December 2014
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What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

What's For Dinner?

Created: 22 December 2014
Hits: 2843

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

Hold On There Little Fella

Created: 20 December 2014
Hits: 3022

A midget whips out his two-foot dick.

The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."

"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."

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Normal Reaction

I love a massage. But the other day they sent in a man, which for me is a little weird... know what I mean?

Anyway, at one point I finally had to ask, 'Is it normal to get an erection?' He says, 'Sure.' So I told him, "OK fine, but can you get it out of my face?"

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Advice For Prepared Citizens

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.

Your lawyer will thank you.

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