Dick Jokes

Created: 24 December 2014

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What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

Created: 22 December 2014

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Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

Created: 20 December 2014

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A midget whips out his two-foot dick.

The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."

"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."