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No Question About How Smart

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What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

Here's A Question

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What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.

Regarding That Age Old Question

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

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A Simple Request

Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"

I said: "Close it!"

And that's when the fight started...

 

How You Grow The Franchise

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

Staff Knows Better Than The Boss

One day the boss calls in the vice-president. "We're downsizing. We have to lay off either Jack or Barbara."

The VP tells him, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I'm not sure what to do."

The next morning the VP is waiting and Barbara is the first to arrive. He tells her, "Barbara, I've got a problem. I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"

Barbara quickly responds, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."