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No Question About How Smart

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What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

Here's A Question

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What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.

Regarding That Age Old Question

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

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Counting Sheep

A blonde is tired of all the dumb blonde jokes, so she dies her hair black. Then one day she drives past a farm and sees a farmer with his flock of sheep. She stops and says to the farmer, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, will you let me have one?"

The farmer says, "Sure". She says, "112." The farmer says, "That's incredible. You're exactly right."

As the girl reaches for her prize and is putting it in her back seat, the farmer says, "Hey...if I can guess what color your hair used to be, can I have my dog back?"

Education Pays

A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.

For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.

Mooooooo

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.