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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

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When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?

His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"

No Question About How Smart