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High art... from a low place.

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

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What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."

The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"

Nacho says, "Before the store opened."

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

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