Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?

Draw a dick on it.

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

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Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.

Then tell your family you're going to mix it in their food if they don't get off their lazy asses and go outside and yank up the goddamned crabgrass.

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