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Breaking A Bad Habit

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How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?

Draw a dick on it.

Real Facts Of Life

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A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

Always Know What To Say

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What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

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Remember This Test From High School?

What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?

Drool.

A Real Knock Out

What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?

They both go down for the count!

One Morning On The Farm

One lazy morning a little farm boy is told to do his chores. He hates getting up early, so after he slops the hogs he angrily kicks one as he leaves. Then he feeds the chickens and kicks one on the way to the barn. Finally he milks the cow and before heading home he gives that cow one swift kick.

When he sits down at the breakfast table his mother says: "I've been watching you. You kicked the hog so no bacon for you. You kicked the chicken so no eggs for you. And you kicked the cow so no milk for you."

Just then his dad walks in from plowing the back forty and angrily kicks the cat out of the way. The little boy looks at his mom and says: "Should you tell him or should I."