A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.

twitter facebook youtube 27330664 ml50x52

Dick Jokes

DJoke400X311

The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Breaking A Bad Habit

Hits: 3163

How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?

Draw a dick on it.

Real Facts Of Life

Hits: 3018

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

Always Know What To Say

Hits: 2988

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

Page 169 of 180

Don't Miss These Jokes!

Creation Of Man

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

How Much Land Do You Own?

Three Texans are sitting on a bench together. One named Smith, one named Johnson, and the other one named Goldberg. Smith begins to brag about how much land he has, "500 acres with 1000 head of cattle I call it 'Smith Acres'"

Johnson says, "Yeah, not bad, but I have 1000 acres and 2000 head of cattle, I call it 'Johnson Estates'". Both Smith and Johnson look over at Goldberg and say, "So, how much land do you have?"

Goldberg says, "Well, I only have 75 acres." "75 acres!?!" they reply, "that's all? What that's called?"

Goldberg responds, "Downtown Houston".