My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."
He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."
