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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?

Don't fuck with them.

Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.

Mom: Every day more like your dad.

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

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The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

I was in bed with this chick last night. She turned to me and whispered in a low, sexy voice: "I want tonight to be magical"

So I fucked her and disappeared.

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke.

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