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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?

Don't fuck with them.

Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.

Mom: Every day more like your dad.

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

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A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"

The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.

A wife went to see a therapist. "I've got a big problem. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes he lets out this ear splitting yell."

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely normal. I don't see what the problem is."

"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"

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