Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
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Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"
"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"
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One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch. The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."
The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"