As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
After checking in to a hotel, a man is gets into the elevator and accidentally rubs his elbow against a woman's breasts. He tells her, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, come to room 624."
