Wanna Good Time? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 March 2016; Hits: 1317

What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?

A gang bang.

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Maine police not joking about beaver-eating snake

#WTF?! A Maine police department insists it is "not joking" about a large snake seen eating a beaver on a riverbank. The Westbrook Police Department said in a Facebook post an officer patrolling the Riverbank Park area spotted the "large snake" about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday "eating a large mammal, possibly a beaver (not joking)."