What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
What is the definition of confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
