Wanna Good Time? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 March 2016; Hits: 1449

What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?

A gang bang.

#jokes Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off? Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!

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Driver Gets Stabbed, Still Delivers Pizza

#WTF?! And the pizza-deliverer-of-the-year award goes to Josh Lewis who got stabbed ... and still delivered his order. This Louisville Kentucky driver was carjacked and stabbed in the process...yet neither rain, nor sleet nor gloom of night, nor an edge weapon could deter this carrier from producing the pepperoni!