What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"
And that's when the fight started...
Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!
What do you call a deaf bully?
Anything you want.
