What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.
He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"
I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."
And that's when the fight started...
Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
