What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."
Wife: "My husband said that?"
"No, all the landscapers."
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
