What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
The day before Valentine's day I was looking for the perfect card for my wife when I saw something strange.
On the front of one of the cards it said, "I love you and only you."
By itself it may not sound strange, but this was a package of 20 cards.
You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.
