What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
When her car conks out the old lady pushes it into a gas station. Soon the mechanic has it purring like a kitten.The old gal asks: "What's up?"He tells her: "Crap in the carburetor."She says: "How often do I have to do that?"
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
