What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"
