What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal?
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
