What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.
So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."
And that's when the fight started...
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
