What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
So he shouts back: "Tits"
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
