Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.

After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.

If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.

Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.