Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"

"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey matey, do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your dick?"

The pirate replies: "Arrrgh... and it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.