Dick Jokes


The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.

Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard