Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 07 June 2016

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Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 07 March 2015

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What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 06 July 2015

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After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.

If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 01 January 2015

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Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.