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Advice From A Pickup Artist

Created: 22 July 2017
Hits: 2205

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

By Any Other Name

Created: 20 July 2017
Hits: 2719

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Justin!

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

Staff Knows Better Than The Boss

Created: 15 July 2017
Hits: 2199

One day the boss calls in the vice-president. "We're downsizing. We have to lay off either Jack or Barbara."

The VP tells him, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I'm not sure what to do."

The next morning the VP is waiting and Barbara is the first to arrive. He tells her, "Barbara, I've got a problem. I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"

Barbara quickly responds, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

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