Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 23 April 2015

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Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?

Blew 'em all.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 22 October 2015

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 30 September 2014

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The bell rings at a whorehouse.

The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"

He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 21 June 2016

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?

A fucking know-it-all.