What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares!
A woman asks the pharmacist if he carries extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy some?"
The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait for the next guy that buys a box?"
