How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
I was talking to my buddy on the phone when my wife walked in. It being Valentine's day she must have been curious when she heard me say:
"I gotta tell ya... I really spoiled her today..."
So with her curiosity running wild she continued to eavesdrop and heard the rest.
"First I bought her a lovely new scent.Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body.And then I did the hoovering and the dusting.Man, I really love that car."
And that's when the fight started...
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!