How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
A young guy walks into a bar and as he passes an old man sitting there the old guy looks up and blurts out: "I fucked your mother."
The young guy ignores the old coot and keeps on walkin' when the old guy shouts: "Your mother sucks my dick".
So the young guy turns back and says: "Dad... your drunk... go home."
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.
