How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.
Man, was she pissed when she woke up.
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
