How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"The guy says, "Yes, I have."The cop says, "Please step out of the car."The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"
What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
