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Eww! Student arrested after video shows her allegedly spitting, spraying Windex in roommates’ food
#WTF?! How not to share the cleaning duties - spitting and spraying windex on her roommate's food. A University of South Carolina student was arrested and charged with a felony after police say she was caught on video spitting and spraying the glass cleaner in food containers. Yuch.
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#WTF?! Gayle Newland, who tricked her female friend into sex using a fake penis, was sentenced to jail for eight years. One year for every inch of that fake Johnson... but who's counting.
Read more ...North Carolina baseball coach accused of making players spit on him
#WTF?! A NC community is outraged after a high school baseball coach is accused of forcing students to spit on him.
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