Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.
I was in bed with this chick last night. She turned to me and whispered in a low, sexy voice: "I want tonight to be magical"
So I fucked her and disappeared.
Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!
My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.