Go Both Ways

Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?

Still no idea.

And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?

Still no fuckin' idea.