Go Both Ways

Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.

Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

In college I wanted to join the debating team.

But somebody talked me out of it.

"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?

Husband: "Yeah why?"

"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"