Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"
"Not yet, sweetie."
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
