Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"
"Not yet, sweetie."
A woman visits the doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. She complains that it was her husband who beat her.
The doctor is surprised: "I thought your husband was out of town."
"So did I..."
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
