Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"
"Not yet, sweetie."
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!
