Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"
"Not yet, sweetie."
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
