Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"
"Not yet, sweetie."
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."
"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."
