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Finally Met My Dream Girl

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What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.

Darling.

Show Your Support

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Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

I Know Her By Reputation

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How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

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Bless You

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

Five Will Get You Ten

What do you say to a man with five penises?

"Your jeans fit like a glove."

Cheaper Than A Motel

An old couple goes to the doctor. The man says, "We want to know if we're makin' love properly. Will you watch us?"

The doctor says, "Go ahead." So they go to it.

The doctor says, "Looks good to me... That'll be forty dollars."

They go back six weeks in a row and do the same thing each time.

On the seventh week the doctor says, "Why do you keep coming back? I told you, you're making love perfectly."

The old guy says, "Well, she can't come to my house, and I can't go to her's...a motel is fifty bucks...you only charge us forty and we get back thirty-five back from Medicare."