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Finally Met My Dream Girl

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What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.

Darling.

Show Your Support

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Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

I Know Her By Reputation

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How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

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It's A Boy -- And What A Boy!

"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."

And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!

Lights Out

What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?

A power failure.

Merry Christmas!

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter replied.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's".