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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.

Darling.

Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

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What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."

A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

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