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Bon Voyage

Created: 08 October 2016
Hits: 3411

Johnson is standing on the train platform when the guy next to him waves and yells" "Goodbye! Your wife's a great fuck!"

Johnson is shocked and asks the guy: "Who were you yelling to?" The guy tells Johsnon: "That's my brother." "Wow" Johnson tells him, "That's incedibly insensitive!"

The guy says: "Actually I'm very sensitive. My brother's wife is a lousy fuck. I didn't want to hurt his feelings."

They're All Doin' It

Created: 06 October 2016
Hits: 2891

Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"

The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."

Relationship Expert

Created: 02 October 2016
Hits: 2554

What's a platonic relationship?

That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her. 

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