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Bring Out The Tape Measure

Created: 18 September 2016
Hits: 2588

Why are dicks like fish?

You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.

Let Me Introduce You To

Created: 16 September 2016
Hits: 2512

What did one whore's knee say to the other?

Nothing... they never met.

Not The Best Choice

Created: 12 September 2016
Hits: 2389

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

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Very Descriptive

What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?

Kit.

Home Cookin'

My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

And that's when the fight started...

A Man's Man

What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

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