A laugh a day.It's not hard.Seriously.
Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?
No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.
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#WTF?! Police are investigating how a packet of cocaine ended up inside a Nature Valley granola bar. We'd like to know too... and also the location of the store where she bought it! So we can do some shopping next we're in San Antonio.