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Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:

"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."

You're welcome.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

I came home one evening and my wife was in the kitchen crying.

She told me she had baked me a pie and the dog ate it.

I told her: "Don't cry honey. I'll buy you another dog."

And that's when the fight started.