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: Created: 14 October 2016; Hits: 2585

Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

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Been A Long Time

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

You Don't Stand A Chance

My wife was on the rag and I just couldn't take any more of her bitchin'. So I asked: "What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"

Then before she could answer I told her: "You can negotiate with a terrorist."

And that's when the fight started...

Not Like The Chicken

Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.