Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."

What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Prick

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

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What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

For Biology or Sex Ed?