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For Biology or Sex Ed?

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A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."

Order in the Court

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What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Prick

What Did Your Momma Give You?

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Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Back On My ... Back

Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"

Bon Voyage

Johnson is standing on the train platform when the guy next to him waves and yells" "Goodbye! Your wife's a great fuck!"

Johnson is shocked and asks the guy: "Who were you yelling to?" The guy tells Johsnon: "That's my brother." "Wow" Johnson tells him, "That's incedibly insensitive!"

The guy says: "Actually I'm very sensitive. My brother's wife is a lousy fuck. I didn't want to hurt his feelings."