Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."

What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Prick

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

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Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"

The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.

"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"

I said: "Because they want to."

And that's when the fight started...

For Biology or Sex Ed?