What species of bird is known to give the best head?
The swallow!
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
