What species of bird is known to give the best head?
The swallow!
Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
Susie is 16. She comes home at 2 in the morning, with her mom waiting up mad as hell.
She says "Mom, I was with Johnny, I love him." Her mother says, "It's not love, it's infatuation."
Susie says, "But I blew him and then he fucked me in the ass."
Her mother says, "That's infatuation. When he fucks you in the ass and then you blow him... that's love."
