Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
My wife was in labor with our first kid and she's cursing and screaming at me the whole time.
I told her: "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'"
And that's when the fight started...
How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
