Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the pool."
How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."
"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him
"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."
