Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
And that's when the fight started...
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.
Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.