Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
