What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"
