What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
