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Not Like The Chicken

Created: 23 January 2019
Hits: 1650

Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.

Location, Location, Location

Created: 11 September 2017
Hits: 2263

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

Won't Be A Starving Artist Much Longer

Created: 03 September 2017
Hits: 2067

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

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I've Had Better

On our honeymoon night I asked my bride, "Honey... am I the first?"

She replied, "Why does everybody ask that?"

And that's when the fight started...

Why So Sad?

Why do women wear black underwear?

They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

A Hobby For My Old Age

A doctor examining a little old man tells him, "You're suffering from exhaustion. How often do you have sex?"

​The old guy says, "Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday."

The doc says, "Well, that could be the problem. Maybe you should try eliminating Wednesdays."

The old guy replies, "I can't, Doc. That's the only night I go home."

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