Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
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What do you get when you sleep with a judge?
An honorable discharge.
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What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
See you next period.
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A man's been praying at The Wailing Wall in Jerusalem for 20 years. One day he's being interviewed. The reporter says, "You've been praying at The Wailing Wall for 20 years?" The man says, "Absolutely, 20 years. In the morning when I get up, I pray there should be peace in the world. In the afternoon I pray that misery and hunger should be eliminated. And at night I pray that the Israelis and the Palestinians should live together in harmony."
The reporter says, "Well, those are all very nice thoughts. Tell me, how does it feel?"
The man says, "It's like talking to a fucking wall."
