Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
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What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
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Three guys are in a bar discussing which joint in town has the best deal on drinks.
The first guy boasts, "There's a bar on the South Side where the bartender will set up a free drink for every one you buy."
The next guy says, "That's nothing! Over on the West Side there's a bar where the bartender will pour you a double shot free for every one you buy."
The last guy is totally unimpressed and says, "That's nothing. There's a place somewhere on the North Side where the owner buys you drinks all night. Then when the bar closes, he takes you into a back room with a cot makes love to you all night."
The first two guys are shocked but a little skeptical, so they ask if he's actually been there. "Nope," the guys says, "But my sister told me all about it."
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
