Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!

Three guys are in a bar discussing which joint in town has the best deal on drinks.

The first guy boasts, "There's a bar on the South Side where the bartender will set up a free drink for every one you buy."

The next guy says, "That's nothing! Over on the West Side there's a bar where the bartender will pour you a double shot free for every one you buy."

The last guy is totally unimpressed and says, "That's nothing. There's a place somewhere on the North Side where the owner buys you drinks all night. Then when the bar closes, he takes you into a back room with a cot makes love to you all night."

The first two guys are shocked but a little skeptical, so they ask if he's actually been there. "Nope," the guys says, "But my sister told me all about it."

Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?