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My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)

Don't Miss These Jokes!

I thought girls never fart, or poop!

My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"

She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."

And that's when the fight started...

What's Not For Breakfast

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.

Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.