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Vacation Postcard

Created: 05 December 2014
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What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?

"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."

Ahhh... The Things That Lovers Text To Each Other

Created: 03 December 2014
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Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."

Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."

What's Better?

Created: 29 November 2014
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What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?

Being a man.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

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What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits.

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