Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?

"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."

Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."

Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."

What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?

Being a man.

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Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"

Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."

And that's when the fight started...

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?

Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."

Vacation Postcard