I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
