One day two boys were walking through the woods when they came upon some rabbit shit. The first boy asked his friend: "What's that?"
"'They're smart pills," his friend told him. "Eat one and it'll make you smarter." So the boy popped one in his mouth and said: "Yech. This tastes like shit."
"See," said his friend, "you're getting smarter already."
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
