I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"
The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.
"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
