I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"
He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."
And that's when the fight started...
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
