I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
