I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."
He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"
The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."
