I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?
Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!
The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
