Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
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You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.
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A cop pulls a guy over and gives him the breathalyzer test.
The cop is so shocked he says: "Jesus man... you are REALLY drunk."
The guy looks up and says; "Thank God. I thought my steering went out."