Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?

Drool.

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

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My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"

I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."

And that's when the fight started....

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves!

Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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