Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?

Drool.

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

Seizure Salad.

Here's my observation about work and productivity:

It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

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