Just Plain Funny

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How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?

Drool.

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

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What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

Two guys were in a bar. The first one said: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."

"What is she doing?", his buddy asks.

"Waiting for me to get home."

What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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