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A Smart Blonde?!

Created: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2879

How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?

They both don't exist!

New Train Set For Christmas

Created: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2821

Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

A Letter To Santa

Created: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2622

Dear Santa,

I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...

Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!

- Billy

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What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.

You Don't Stand A Chance

My wife was on the rag and I just couldn't take any more of her bitchin'. So I asked: "What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"

Then before she could answer I told her: "You can negotiate with a terrorist."

And that's when the fight started...

You Go First

A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife finally had enough. She figured she would break him of that crazy habit. So one night, while they were right in the middle of a romantic session, she flipped on the lights.

To her shock she looked down and saw her husband was holding a giant dildo. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him. "How could you lie to me all these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly, "I'll explain the rubber dick if you explain the kids."

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