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Always Bet On Black

Created: 26 December 2014
Hits: 2652

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

Probably Better To Believe In Santa

Created: 26 December 2014
Hits: 2358

You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?

You start getting clothes for Christmas.

Until I Met A Boy Who Had No Hands

Created: 25 December 2014
Hits: 2248

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves! 

Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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The Girls Do This All The Time

Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"

"Well, at least you tried..."

And that's when the fight started...

Ahhh... The Things That Lovers Text To Each Other

Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."

Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."

Advice From Dick

Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!

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