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Just Plain Funny

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Always Bet On Black

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

Probably Better To Believe In Santa

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You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?

You start getting clothes for Christmas.

Until I Met A Boy Who Had No Hands

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves! 

Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Never Drink And Drive

A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"

Five Will Get You Ten

What do you say to a man with five penises?

"Your jeans fit like a glove."

Stuck On A Desert Island

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.